Zero Presents Given Sweatshirt 🎄

For those embracing the holiday season with boundaries.

This bold and funny Christmas sweatshirt features the phrase “Zero Presents Given” in a distressed green print — perfect for anyone who loves the holidays but isn’t afraid to keep it real. Festive enough for the season, sarcastic enough for everyday wear.

✨ Product Details

• Unisex fit with a relaxed, comfortable feel

• Soft fleece interior for warmth and comfort

• Classic crewneck sweatshirt

• Professionally pressed for durability

• Designed and made by Silver Wolf Oaks

🎨 Available Colors

• Charcoal

• Ash

• White

(Color availability may vary by size.)

📏 Sizes

• Adult sizes: S–3XL

• Youth sizes available upon request

🎁 Perfect For

• Holiday parties & casual gatherings

• Teachers, parents, and coworkers

• Christmas shopping days

• Anyone with a strong sense of humor

• Easy gifting (no guessing sizes for humor 😉)

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly on the design

📦 Production & Shipping

• Made to order with care

• Processing time: 3–5 business days

• Ships securely from New York